Today before work I went to Wal-Mart.  At this Wal-Mart at about 8:45, they do their little morning meeting.  This always leaves me annoyed, as I’m typically the sixth person in line at the Express Lane, yet I’m watching 40 something employees stand around the produce section doing absolutely nothing.  Well, I shouldn’t say nothing… they do things like cheers and stretches- none of which get me through the line faster.  

So I get up to the cashier, and she asks how I am.  “Eh, alright,”  I respond, then ask her how she’s doing.  Now whether she saw me glaring at the annoying morning meeting, read the annoyance on my face, or just thought I looked like a person she could share this with I don’t know, but her response kind of shocked me.  “Okay,” she replied, “but I’ll be a lot better when this meeting is over.  ‘Give me a W!  Give me an A!  And arm circles… Really? Yeah, I’ll be better when this stupid shit moves away from my station.”

BEST Wal-Mart Cashier. EVER.